








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 107 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1581 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2691 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1884 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2526 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1629 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,042,979 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | roXio | 48% | 128 |
| #5 | KMc - Johewa | 48% | 147 |
| #6 | HaXarN | 46% | 133 |
| #7 | ёnginn | 39% | 44 |
| #8 | Bezalii | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | roXio | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | KMC - bumbi | 7 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | KMc - Johewa | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | HaXarN | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | -<:[KmC]:>- StackarN | 1 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ёnginn | +1.23 | 73 | 60 |
| #2 | KMC - bumbi | +0.64 | 52 | 77 |
| #3 | KMc - Johewa | +0.23 | 47 | 63 |
| #4 | HaXarN | +0.23 | 60 | 60 |
| #5 | roXio | +0.13 | 67 | 71 |





