








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 935 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 512 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,268 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2042 | 13% |
| Smokes | 3749 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4808 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 4669 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,743,120 of utility $226 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1649 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arch3r | 9 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Franklin | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Franklin | 8 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Lone.Zatoichi | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Mexenhenced | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mexenhenced | 432 | 0.23 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lone.Zatoichi | 163 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | pl0x | 148 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | 𝓟𝓵𝓪𝔂𝓫𝓸𝔂 | 128 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Franklin | 90 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Franklin | +2.02 | 44 | 32 |
| #2 | Mexenhenced | +1.74 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | Franklin | +1.32 | 42 | 28 |
| #4 | Lone.Zatoichi | +0.56 | 52 | 62 |
| #5 | Jones | +0.42 | 64 | 51 |





