








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 699 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Faceit | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5537 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,861 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9164 | 33% |
| Smokes | 6665 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5911 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6121 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $880,101 of utility $75 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EODemon | 48% | 190 |
| #2 | ToasTâ„¢ | 46% | 63 |
| #3 | Bel | 41% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EODemon | 48% | 190 |
| #2 | ToasTâ„¢ | 46% | 63 |
| #3 | Bel | 41% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EODemon | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Bel | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | ToasTâ„¢ | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EODemon | 783 | 0.19 | 22 min |
| #2 | Bel | 332 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | ToasTâ„¢ | 67 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bungus | +0.85 | 72 | 69 |
| #2 | EODemon | +0.31 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | ToasTâ„¢ | +0.19 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | Bel | -2.53 | 68 | 66 |





