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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3594 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3320 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3610 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3103 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $922,480 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 320 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bel | 50% | 163 |
| #2 | Bungus | 48% | 190 |
| #3 | Atom Ingredients | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | XxJEFFREYxX | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bel | 50% | 163 |
| #2 | Bungus | 48% | 190 |
| #3 | Atom Ingredients | 45% | 38 |
| #4 | XxJEFFREYxX | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bungus | 16 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Bel | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Atom Ingredients | 5 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | XxJEFFREYxX | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bungus | 1354 | 0.33 | 35 min |
| #2 | Bel | 571 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #3 | Atom Ingredients | 81 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | XxJEFFREYxX | 7 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bungus | +1.75 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | EODemon | +1.37 | 80 | 70 |
| #3 | Bel | -2.25 | 66 | 68 |
| #4 | Atom Ingredients | -3.30 | 39 | 47 |
| #5 | XxJEFFREYxX | -3.98 | 52 | 14 |





