








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 370 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 166 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2862 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,913 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2104 | 18% |
| Smokes | 4097 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2274 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3438 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,010,025 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jardinain2 | 64% | 61 |
| #2 | SupaFreak | 64% | 44 |
| #3 | Gunnyr | 63% | 70 |
| #4 | DaPoynus | 62% | 71 |
| #5 | UREZ | 61% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaPoynus | 265 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | alski | 222 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | SupaFreak | 181 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | UREZ | 165 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Gunnyr | 142 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaPoynus | +3.19 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | DARK MikeisGod | +2.58 | 84 | 80 |
| #3 | alski | +2.35 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | SupaFreak | +1.57 | 58 | 67 |
| #5 | jardinain2 | +1.15 | 73 | 57 |





