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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 616 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 322 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3827 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1446 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2004 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1888 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3143 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,427,012 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 402 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrigi | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | Alucard | 52% | 82 |
| #3 | Luusbueb*iu* | 52% | 58 |
| #4 | sT1VN | 50% | 246 |
| #5 | Hansinator | 49% | 209 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sT1VN | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Hansinator | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | makataka | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | Alucard | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | melløw | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sT1VN | 1008 | 0.20 | 33 min |
| #2 | Hansinator | 407 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | Alucard | 269 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #4 | Joschi | 226 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #5 | melløw | 218 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sT1VN | +2.65 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | Hansinator | +0.61 | 63 | 65 |
| #3 | wulpi | +0.26 | 90 | 51 |
| #4 | Kluede | +0.07 | 58 | 65 |
| #5 | Alucard | -0.51 | 86 | 72 |





