








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 269 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2942 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,909 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 785 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2124 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2477 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1523 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $856,095 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 713 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | YUNGNICKYOUNG | 53% | 30 |
| #5 | Jay | 52% | 132 |
| #6 | Vos | 50% | 28 |
| #7 | Rhian | 50% | 42 |
| #8 | Daughter of Darkness | 25% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grug | 6 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | Rhian | 5 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Sigma Chan | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Vos | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Jay | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YUNGNICKYOUNG | +2.66 | 52 | 61 |
| #2 | Jay | +1.50 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | crunchytoast22 | +0.87 | 55 | 38 |
| #4 | Sigma Chan | +0.62 | 58 | 52 |
| #5 | Grug | -0.97 | 34 | 47 |





