








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1613 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,168 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4952 | 38% |
| Smokes | 3979 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1684 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 2553 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,495,457 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Farland | 48% | 61 |
| #5 | Copium addict | 46% | 146 |
| #6 | CAJ | 45% | 132 |
| #7 | The Gamer | 42% | 76 |
| #8 | Kasper | 39% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copium addict | 21 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | CAJ | 16 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | The Gamer | 13 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | Kasper | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | Nicooo | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Copium addict | 403 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #2 | Paddefisk | 280 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #3 | CAJ | 223 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | The Gamer | 68 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kasper | 66 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stokk3 | +3.24 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | Farland | +0.40 | 63 | 46 |
| #3 | CAJ | -0.04 | 69 | 53 |
| #4 | Nicooo | -0.52 | 75 | 38 |
| #5 | Paddefisk | -0.84 | 60 | 61 |





