








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
884 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,559 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 285 | 18% |
| Smokes | 316 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 630 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 328 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $171,039 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 194 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAJ | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Copium addict | 42% | 38 |
| #3 | stokk3 | 42% | 76 |
| #4 | Kasper | 39% | 28 |
| #5 | Nicooo | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CAJ | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | Copium addict | 42% | 38 |
| #3 | stokk3 | 42% | 76 |
| #4 | Kasper | 39% | 28 |
| #5 | Nicooo | 36% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kasper | 10 | 0.0170 |
| #2 | Copium addict | 9 | 0.0112 |
| #3 | stokk3 | 7 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Nicooo | 4 | 0.0135 |
| #5 | CAJ | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stokk3 | 287 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #2 | Copium addict | 132 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kasper | 34 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| #4 | Nicooo | 11 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | CAJ | 5 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stokk3 | +1.67 | 77 | 67 |
| #2 | The Gamer | -0.16 | 61 | 33 |
| #3 | Nicooo | -0.63 | 78 | 36 |
| #4 | CAJ | -1.85 | 76 | 56 |
| #5 | Copium addict | -1.85 | 38 | 68 |





