








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,239 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 418 | 13% |
| Smokes | 1182 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 860 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 779 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $941,317 of utility $211 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/delorahh | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | DTDGamer | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | yawnzy | 59% | 105 |
| #4 | Smoke | 56% | 66 |
| #5 | VokUrMother | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/delorahh | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | DTDGamer | 61% | 28 |
| #3 | yawnzy | 59% | 105 |
| #4 | Smoke | 56% | 66 |
| #5 | VokUrMother | 48% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VokUrMother | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | DTDGamer | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | twitch.tv/delorahh | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | yawnzy | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Smoke | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yawnzy | 479 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | Smoke | 119 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | VokUrMother | 62 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | DTDGamer | 13 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/delorahh | 6 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yawnzy | +2.61 | 53 | 77 |
| #2 | Wesley | +1.98 | 57 | 38 |
| #3 | Smoke | +0.43 | 71 | 56 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/delorahh | -0.21 | 58 | 39 |
| #5 | VokUrMother | -3.07 | 34 | 31 |





