








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 896 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 103 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2625 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,307 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3214 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2903 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2392 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2798 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,274,503 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 741 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UNKWN | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Wesley | 56% | 66 |
| #3 | yawnzy | 51% | 167 |
| #4 | DTDGamer | 49% | 277 |
| #5 | Hawwy | 49% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DTDGamer | 9 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Krezi | 6 | 0.0111 |
| #3 | Hawwy | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | yawnzy | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Conjim | 3 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yawnzy | 714 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #2 | DTDGamer | 181 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #3 | Conjim | 93 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Krezi | 68 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Wesley | 34 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yawnzy | +2.39 | 55 | 76 |
| #2 | Conjim | +1.42 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | Smoke | +1.34 | 73 | 55 |
| #4 | Wesley | +1.16 | 58 | 45 |
| #5 | Krezi | +0.84 | 74 | 53 |





