








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 427 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4781 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2165 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2861 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2495 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2284 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,470,447 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 570 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kc^ | 96% | 45 |
| #2 | 지민혁 | 94% | 36 |
| #3 | 21/11/22 | 94% | 35 |
| #4 | insanedevice | 94% | 32 |
| #5 | sus | 92% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zz | 10 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | Vae victis | 7 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | 차카니 | 6 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | kc^ | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | 개밥TV | 3 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zz | 388 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | ? | 309 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #3 | Vae victis | 237 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | 차카니 | 150 | 0.22 | 5 min |
| #5 | Nacas | 136 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sus | +6.14 | 88 | 49 |
| #2 | zz | +5.01 | 82 | 55 |
| #3 | R | +4.89 | 90 | 67 |
| #4 | kc^ | +4.59 | 90 | 65 |
| #5 | 개밥TV | +3.77 | 93 | 60 |





