








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1462 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 111 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,151 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5954 | 23% |
| Smokes | 6313 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7375 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6509 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,171,137 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 201 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | methi | 65% | 139 |
| #2 | Jango | 60% | 533 |
| #3 | master oogway | 57% | 51 |
| #4 | McLOVIN | 56% | 64 |
| #5 | popli | 54% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ffff | +4.88 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Jango | +3.75 | 75 | 78 |
| #3 | McLOVIN | +0.15 | 71 | 77 |
| #4 | Adventska Wendler | -0.99 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | bober | -2.06 | 41 | 64 |





