








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 804 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 197 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2725 | 19% |
| Smokes | 5835 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 1841 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 4318 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,956,890 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainbow Obama | 72% | 54 |
| #2 | Grub | 68% | 114 |
| #3 | Granaty Girl | 59% | 146 |
| #4 | Eadu | 56% | 71 |
| #5 | Conquin | 56% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | lime | 54% | 211 |
| #9 | Cupapi Munanyo | 50% | 110 |
| #10 | thefrigo | 49% | 43 |
| #11 | Alkan Alkhahn | 48% | 123 |
| #12 | Müran Marxisthahn | 41% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Granaty Girl | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #2 | lime | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Grub | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Granaty Boi | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Rainbow Obama | 5 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lime | 397 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | Grub | 321 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | KaiusBonnus | 275 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | Müran Marxisthahn | 222 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Alkan Alkhahn | 207 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conquin | +6.56 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Rainbow Obama | +5.50 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | MaihoSalat | +2.73 | 54 | 44 |
| #4 | KaiusBonnus | +1.52 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | Alkan Alkhahn | +1.52 | 56 | 74 |





