








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 162 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2027 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1414 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1690 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2550 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1973 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $112,208 of utility $22 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeltΔ Whisk3y | 81% | 31 |
| #2 | lehnsen | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | KittyTitty | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | Cyan Pile | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | »Kittyhawk« | 57% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | KittyTitty | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | Cyan Pile | 62% | 13 |
| #5 | »Kittyhawk« | 57% | 14 |
| #6 | D.V.N.T.N_Dimmi | 51% | 35 |
| #7 | DeltΔ | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeltΔ Whisk3y | 6 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | D.V.N.T.N_Dimmi | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | KittyTitty | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | lehnsen | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | DeltΔ | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KittyTitty | 124 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | D.V.N.T.N_Dimmi | 76 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | DeltΔ | 65 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | DeltΔ Whisk3y | 63 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | »Kittyhawk« | 46 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D.V.N.T.N_Dimmi | +3.82 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | lehnsen | +3.69 | 86 | 72 |
| #3 | »Kittyhawk« | +3.13 | 90 | 62 |
| #4 | KittyTitty | +3.10 | 91 | 64 |
| #5 | Cyan Pile | +2.78 | 89 | 59 |





