








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 2 matches | 1,603 | |
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2407 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,229 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1571 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2188 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1516 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1954 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $528,476 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 333 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Themeza01 | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | kurre | 5 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Themeza | 4 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | TERH0 | 3 | 0.0097 |
| #5 | Jevk | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jevk | 352 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #2 | Themeza01 | 111 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Superroisto | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Themeza | 57 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | kurre | 33 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Boiy. | +2.79 | 80 | 51 |
| #2 | TERH0 | +1.02 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Superroisto | +0.30 | 61 | 45 |
| #4 | Themeza01 | -0.06 | 70 | 56 |
| #5 | Jevk | -0.24 | 52 | 74 |





