








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 848 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4053 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,139 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2265 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2204 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1238 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1432 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,568 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jokai219 | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Chrispy | 55% | 149 |
| #3 | Calming Effect | 52% | 33 |
| #4 | ✪ yung Zero | 50% | 211 |
| #5 | Rusl | 50% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chrispy | 353 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | ✪ yung Zero | 250 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #3 | Rusl | 170 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | Calming Effect | 104 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | ThePandaNinja | 79 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carryto "The Team" VenT3x | +3.76 | 78 | 59 |
| #2 | Rusl | +0.25 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | Chrispy | +0.23 | 57 | 58 |
| #4 | Calming Effect | -0.59 | 73 | 44 |
| #5 | ✪ yung Zero | -0.77 | 75 | 41 |





