








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1089 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8086 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,860 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5425 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4304 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 9122 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 6009 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,416,402 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 273 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dyl | 55% | 249 |
| #2 | Carryto "The Team" VenT3x | 50% | 113 |
| #3 | Calming Effect | 46% | 61 |
| #4 | Chrispy | 46% | 330 |
| #5 | ✪ yung Zero | 45% | 503 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | karito_ | +4.50 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | Carryto "The Team" VenT3x | +4.36 | 80 | 61 |
| #3 | Dyl | +1.55 | 75 | 63 |
| #4 | Rusl | +1.36 | 80 | 65 |
| #5 | ✪ yung Zero | +0.53 | 75 | 46 |





