








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1604 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,884 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 591 | 10% |
| Smokes | 1866 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1886 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1541 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $241,772 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈ | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | Esa Nahka | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | juppe:D | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | ★Mattibro★ | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | flow boss | 51% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | NinzaTurkle | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | flow boss | 50% | 14 |
| #8 | MÄKSYFANBOY123 | 50% | 18 |
| #9 | Jare_88 | 49% | 79 |
| #10 | ✪ Haydens | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flow boss | 18 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | Jare_88 | 13 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | ✪ Haydens | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | MÄKSYFANBOY123 | 4 | 0.0100 |
| #5 | juppe:D | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flow boss | 414 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | Jare_88 | 249 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | MÄKSYFANBOY123 | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | ★Mattibro★ | 35 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | juppe:D | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | juppe:D | +4.62 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | MÄKSYFANBOY123 | +2.92 | 90 | 66 |
| #3 | flow boss | +1.87 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | Jare_88 | +1.21 | 54 | 66 |
| #5 | ✈✈✈✈✈✈✈✈ | +0.31 | 64 | 70 |





