








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
196 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 312 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 20% |
| Smokes | 52 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 122 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 77 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,360 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 54 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | g0ddeN | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Omilelelelele | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Kiwi | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | nakuuuu | 100% | 3 |
| #5 | Shane | 75% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Shane | 75% | 4 |
| #6 | Rishic | 67% | 3 |
| #7 | Tink | 67% | 3 |
| #8 | Paolo | 57% | 7 |
| #9 | @TheNellyJ | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @TheNellyJ | 6 | 0.0273 |
| #2 | Paolo | 3 | 0.0214 |
| #3 | Shane | 1 | 0.0125 |
| #4 | Rishic | 1 | 0.0185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | @TheNellyJ | 30 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #2 | Paolo | 24 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Kiwi | 21 | 0.43 | 1 min |
| #4 | nakuuuu | 13 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| #5 | Tink | 7 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tink | +7.13 | 76 | 45 |
| #2 | g0ddeN | +6.05 | 93 | 39 |
| #3 | Kiwi | +5.79 | 88 | 74 |
| #4 | @TheNellyJ | +3.23 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Shane | +2.60 | 89 | 32 |





