








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 980 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3922 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 630 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1112 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2021 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1619 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,845 of utility $249 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1236 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stutje-iwnl- | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | gerardinyu | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Damii | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | JagobaA7X | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | emotive | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bebitofiufiu | +5.34 | 93 | 44 |
| #2 | Damii | +3.25 | 82 | 73 |
| #3 | JagobaA7X | +1.71 | 86 | 60 |
| #4 | gerardinyu | +1.50 | 69 | 60 |
| #5 | emotive | +0.96 | 76 | 72 |





