








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 793 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2690 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1455 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1387 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1620 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1050 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,021,139 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1687 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'fabi 🕊️ 𝟵𝟵𝟵 | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | steel | 67% | 148 |
| #3 | Chubii | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | ra1 | 59% | 88 |
| #5 | riiiko | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 'fabi 🕊️ 𝟵𝟵𝟵 | 70% | 30 |
| #2 | steel | 67% | 148 |
| #3 | Chubii | 59% | 32 |
| #4 | ra1 | 59% | 88 |
| #5 | riiiko | 46% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ra1 | 20 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | steel | 18 | 0.0063 |
| #3 | Chubii | 4 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | riiiko | 4 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | 'fabi 🕊️ 𝟵𝟵𝟵 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steel | 695 | 0.24 | 16 min |
| #2 | ra1 | 278 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | 'fabi 🕊️ 𝟵𝟵𝟵 | 51 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | riiiko | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | Chubii | 46 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | steel | +3.76 | 79 | 60 |
| #2 | areax | +1.92 | 81 | 46 |
| #3 | ra1 | +1.89 | 85 | 50 |
| #4 | riiiko | +1.27 | 84 | 65 |
| #5 | 'fabi 🕊️ 𝟵𝟵𝟵 | -1.01 | 75 | 64 |





