








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 559 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2263 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2599 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2889 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1512 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2430 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,640 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 688 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depressed Femboy | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | Twitch.tv/SchimmelHard | 52% | 52 |
| #3 | xrustic | 51% | 152 |
| #4 | β’πΆπΎπΎπ³β€π
πΎ | 50% | 217 |
| #5 | σ ‘σ ‘ | 48% | 198 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | σ ‘σ ‘ | +1.68 | 55 | 38 |
| #2 | Depressed Femboy | +1.51 | 47 | 37 |
| #3 | Thugger1017 | +0.24 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | xrustic | +0.08 | 58 | 51 |
| #5 | Twitch.tv/SchimmelHard | -1.33 | 51 | 8 |





