








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 134 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 152 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4866 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,038 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7097 | 34% |
| Smokes | 7295 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 2655 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3991 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $875,532 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 847 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Depressed Femboy | +2.28 | 53 | 43 |
| #2 | σ ‘σ ‘ | +1.39 | 53 | 40 |
| #3 | xrustic | +0.56 | 59 | 50 |
| #4 | Thugger1017 | +0.43 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | β’πΆπΎπΎπ³β€π
πΎ | -1.91 | 49 | 57 |





