








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 860 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 598 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8458 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5589 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 6681 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4534 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,387,946 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 985 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keks02 | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | CarryPotter | 49% | 81 |
| #3 | AliLuna | 48% | 437 |
| #4 | number one | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Keks02 | 54% | 39 |
| #2 | CarryPotter | 49% | 81 |
| #3 | AliLuna | 48% | 437 |
| #4 | number one | 44% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AliLuna | 22 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | CarryPotter | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | Keks02 | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | number one | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AliLuna | 1014 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| #2 | CarryPotter | 141 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | number one | 92 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Keks02 | 77 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | number one | +2.13 | 66 | 51 |
| #2 | Keks02 | +0.85 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | DorSNAN | +0.46 | 58 | 66 |
| #4 | CarryPotter | -0.21 | 56 | 55 |
| #5 | AliLuna | -1.85 | 40 | 61 |





