








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 306 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 116 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6224 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,360 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3724 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3209 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 6460 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3967 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,427,196 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Nick KEYDROP | 14 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Milekdeniz | 8 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SLim | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Nudelwürger | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Reg-Ime | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Nick KEYDROP | +2.00 | 73 | 71 |
| #2 | ludwigQuadriceps | +0.59 | 70 | 65 |
| #3 | DEITWONSKE | +0.40 | 71 | 65 |
| #4 | SLim | -0.54 | 36 | 67 |
| #5 | Nudelwürger | -0.73 | 58 | 52 |





