








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 345 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3967 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,048 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7366 | 41% |
| Smokes | 5423 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4628 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 631 | 3% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,090,855 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3xxy | 48% | 306 |
| #2 | noaH | 44% | 361 |
| #3 | Hugo | 44% | 159 |
| #4 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 44% | 311 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3xxy | 48% | 306 |
| #2 | noaH | 44% | 361 |
| #3 | Hugo | 44% | 159 |
| #4 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 44% | 311 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | noaH | 90 | 0.0119 |
| #2 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 39 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | sm3xxy | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Hugo | 6 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3xxy | 2669 | 0.43 | 60 min |
| #2 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 1102 | 0.17 | 25 min |
| #3 | noaH | 1021 | 0.13 | 22 min |
| #4 | Hugo | 135 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3xxy | +2.11 | 84 | 72 |
| #2 | Mr. Kidd | +1.64 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | noaH | -0.47 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Hugo | -0.77 | 66 | 40 |
| #5 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | -1.30 | 54 | 55 |





