








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7995 | 41% |
| Smokes | 5718 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2237 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3351 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,150 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rick 💤 | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Eazzyy17 | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | Kesdro | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Mr. Kidd | 48% | 306 |
| #5 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 46% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kesdro | 48% | 29 |
| #4 | Mr. Kidd | 48% | 306 |
| #5 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 46% | 170 |
| #6 | Hugo | 46% | 94 |
| #7 | noaH | 45% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Kidd | 36 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | noaH | 36 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 16 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | Kesdro | 4 | 0.0070 |
| #5 | Hugo | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Kidd | 1172 | 0.19 | 30 min |
| #2 | ⍟ Lukas39415 | 623 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | noaH | 618 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | Hugo | 92 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Eazzyy17 | 50 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3xxy | +2.18 | 85 | 72 |
| #2 | Mr. Kidd | +0.93 | 65 | 63 |
| #3 | Eazzyy17 | -0.17 | 69 | 54 |
| #4 | noaH | -0.93 | 59 | 56 |
| #5 | Hugo | -0.99 | 63 | 41 |





