








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 4 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,097 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 246 | 22% |
| Smokes | 338 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 306 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 207 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $57,949 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpikeCK | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | TURBOSPRĘŻARKISZON | 100% | 5 |
| #3 | SZMATA | 71% | 7 |
| #4 | Mrowka | 71% | 14 |
| #5 | Turbiszon | 68% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turbiszon | +3.58 | 61 | 21 |
| #2 | TURBOSPRĘŻARKISZON | +1.72 | 69 | 51 |
| #3 | Mieczyslav Kutasovitsh | +1.59 | 65 | 52 |
| #4 | Christopher Friday | +1.53 | 87 | 71 |
| #5 | Rangur | +0.34 | 64 | 44 |





