








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 384 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2660 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,719 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1565 | 20% |
| Smokes | 1492 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3281 | 43% |
| Molotovs | 1381 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,101,979 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 97 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mieczyslav Kutasovitsh | 67% | 21 |
| #2 | TURBOSPRĘŻARKISZON | 64% | 33 |
| #3 | Turbiszon | 55% | 221 |
| #4 | Mrowka | 55% | 58 |
| #5 | SpikeCK | 51% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Turbiszon | +3.63 | 62 | 21 |
| #2 | Christopher Friday | +3.09 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | TURBOSPRĘŻARKISZON | +2.68 | 78 | 46 |
| #4 | Lightning MCQueen | +1.95 | 82 | 53 |
| #5 | Mieczyslav Kutasovitsh | +0.69 | 64 | 54 |





