








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 31 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 301 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3818 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,490 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1465 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3085 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2025 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3915 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,050,175 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 173 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ja Morant | 65% | 65 |
| #2 | Kommissaire | 58% | 33 |
| #3 | ruffinkane0625 | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Kendrick Ramal | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Axys_Super_Diabetic | 52% | 89 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ruffinkane0625 | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | Kendrick Ramal | 52% | 42 |
| #5 | Axys_Super_Diabetic | 52% | 89 |
| #6 | FreeZe :) | 50% | 143 |
| #7 | Dave :) | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZe :) | 27 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Ja Morant | 14 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | Dave :) | 6 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | Axys_Super_Diabetic | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ruffinkane0625 | 4 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FreeZe :) | 585 | 0.21 | 14 min |
| #2 | ruffinkane0625 | 252 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ja Morant | 229 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | Dave :) | 125 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kommissaire | 109 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ja Morant | +4.94 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | FreeZe :) | +4.00 | 79 | 65 |
| #3 | Kommissaire | +1.75 | 67 | 58 |
| #4 | Dave :) | -0.20 | 59 | 64 |
| #5 | Kendrick Ramal | -0.50 | 33 | 63 |





