








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 242 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 585 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5436 | 29% |
| Smokes | 6480 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4225 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2769 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,307,089 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 68 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKYcs | 59% | 39 |
| #2 | пить пиво палка ж | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Mart | 53% | 148 |
| #4 | Sn1rkk | 50% | 153 |
| #5 | Namm | 50% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w0lur | 21 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | m2mm | 12 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Sn1rkk | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Mart | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | HTH | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | w0lur | 1118 | 0.18 | 32 min |
| #2 | Sn1rkk | 856 | 0.26 | 27 min |
| #3 | m2mm | 558 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #4 | who dis | 497 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #5 | Namm | 207 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SKYcs | +3.97 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | w0lur | +1.69 | 75 | 73 |
| #3 | Mart | +1.53 | 77 | 56 |
| #4 | Namm | +1.03 | 69 | 57 |
| #5 | Sn1rkk | +0.96 | 67 | 73 |





