








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1037 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 123 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4932 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,585 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3214 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2582 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4039 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2750 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,276,648 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TREFFNIXX | 70% | 20 |
| #2 | Skorbat | 64% | 89 |
| #3 | Tesafilm klebt | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | MORHERO | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | Execute | 61% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | DAISY- | 60% | 40 |
| #7 | ally | 58% | 64 |
| #8 | TyMac | 57% | 21 |
| #9 | MoR | 50% | 20 |
| #10 | tweem | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorbat | 5 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | tweem | 2 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | MoR | 2 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Execute | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | ally | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skorbat | 315 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | ally | 126 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Execute | 97 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | TyMac | 87 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | DAISY- | 54 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Devigne | +3.25 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | DAISY- | +2.13 | 83 | 50 |
| #3 | Skorbat | +0.99 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | Execute | +0.93 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | MoR | +0.39 | 85 | 55 |





