








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 617 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 218 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4689 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3719 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3707 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2599 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,208,425 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wing | 56% | 93 |
| #2 | DizzyDee | 51% | 204 |
| #3 | Jshwa | 51% | 43 |
| #4 | Nani?! | 46% | 41 |
| #5 | Tee_GGz | 31% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DizzyDee | 545 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Wing | 337 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | Tee_GGz | 261 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Nani?! | 118 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | Jshwa | 84 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nani?! | +2.44 | 67 | 70 |
| #2 | Wing | +2.39 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | DizzyDee | +1.55 | 69 | 56 |
| #4 | Rich | +0.84 | 56 | 65 |
| #5 | Jshwa | -0.50 | 76 | 61 |





