








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 55 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,954 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 523 | 27% |
| Smokes | 530 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 518 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 383 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,954 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | LasseJuul89 | 54% | 26 |
| #6 | Hader jeR | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | Gullemissen | 50% | 16 |
| #8 | Unexit | 50% | 20 |
| #9 | CH1LL3RS | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MikkelRHald | 16 | 0.0277 |
| #2 | dreadâ„¢ | 8 | 0.0248 |
| #3 | LasseJuul89 | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | Unexit | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Gullemissen | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unexit | 96 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| #2 | MikkelRHald | 77 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gullemissen | 51 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #4 | LasseJuul89 | 46 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | CH1LL3RS | 35 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unexit | +7.31 | 93 | 75 |
| #2 | BORN 2010 | +5.51 | 88 | 58 |
| #3 | MikkelRHald | +2.28 | 90 | 37 |
| #4 | Hader jeR | +0.89 | 66 | 34 |
| #5 | LasseJuul89 | -0.53 | 67 | 47 |





