








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 582 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2579 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3056 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2963 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2341 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,070,189 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fate | 58% | 202 |
| #2 | Fancy | 57% | 189 |
| #3 | foreveryoung | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | ★ 🍒〜[ちゅな大好き]〜 ✨★ | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Lee Dae Hoon | 51% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Fancy | 57% | 189 |
| #3 | foreveryoung | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | ★ 🍒〜[ちゅな大好き]〜 ✨★ | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | Lee Dae Hoon | 51% | 208 |
| #6 | ザー・エヴェント・フォールムズ | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fate | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Lee Dae Hoon | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | ★ 🍒〜[ちゅな大好き]〜 ✨★ | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Fancy | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | foreveryoung | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lee Dae Hoon | 825 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #2 | Fate | 555 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Fancy | 263 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #4 | ★ 🍒〜[ちゅな大好き]〜 ✨★ | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | foreveryoung | 80 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | soy bitch latte | +3.22 | 89 | 63 |
| #2 | Fate | +1.33 | 67 | 55 |
| #3 | foreveryoung | +1.14 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | Lee Dae Hoon | -0.87 | 77 | 65 |
| #5 | ★ 🍒〜[ちゅな大好き]〜 ✨★ | -1.44 | 63 | 60 |





