








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2615 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 230 matches | ||
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 102 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 252 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




54 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,328 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10161 | 37% |
| Smokes | 7329 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2744 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 7094 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,525,892 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3153 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fl1ght | 54% | 100 |
| #2 | c0mplex | 54% | 106 |
| #3 | 10 | 54% | 56 |
| #4 | ROP ZU 潛 | 53% | 105 |
| #5 | bazoozo | 53% | 791 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Strudel | 3076 | 0.23 | 87 min |
| #2 | bazoozo | 1931 | 0.12 | 43 min |
| #3 | ROP ZU 潛 | 554 | 0.24 | 13 min |
| #4 | Fl1ght | 343 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | Mark the cat | 154 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylan9007 cs.money | +4.24 | 87 | 62 |
| #2 | ROP ZU 潛 | +1.56 | 78 | 72 |
| #3 | Fl1ght | +1.32 | 82 | 54 |
| #4 | bazoozo | -0.43 | 75 | 66 |
| #5 | c0mplex | -1.06 | 75 | 36 |





