








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2184 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 795 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 174 matches | ||
| Faceit | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,901 |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 340 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15470 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 51,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 14740 | 28% |
| Smokes | 15589 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 11357 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10279 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,323,447 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 284 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c0mplex | 56% | 102 |
| #2 | rASCOW | 54% | 197 |
| #3 | Fl1ght | 54% | 99 |
| #4 | Dylan9007 cs.money | 53% | 791 |
| #5 | Välkammad Utter | 53% | 253 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dylan9007 cs.money | +3.65 | 86 | 64 |
| #2 | Välkammad Utter | +1.75 | 49 | 75 |
| #3 | kippen | +1.64 | 77 | 74 |
| #4 | ROP ZU 潛 | +1.54 | 78 | 72 |
| #5 | Fl1ght | +1.29 | 82 | 54 |





