








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 497 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 238 matches | ||
| Wingman | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3959 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4259 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3681 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3657 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2897 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,371,634 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 242 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Optimiz4tioN | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | Tbtcallum | 53% | 346 |
| #3 | Treig | 47% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Optimiz4tioN | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | Tbtcallum | 53% | 346 |
| #3 | Treig | 47% | 172 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treig | 17 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | Tbtcallum | 6 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tbtcallum | 1415 | 0.20 | 42 min |
| #2 | Treig | 853 | 0.23 | 21 min |
| #3 | Optimiz4tioN | 66 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tbtcallum | +2.54 | 64 | 80 |
| #2 | Optimiz4tioN | +1.74 | 81 | 56 |
| #3 | Norse | +0.90 | 80 | 67 |
| #4 | Treig | -0.37 | 64 | 65 |





