








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 633 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 405 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 156 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6065 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,292 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7232 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6821 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5840 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4399 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,239,980 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1474 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Norse | 53% | 346 |
| #2 | Treig | 50% | 349 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Norse | 53% | 346 |
| #2 | Treig | 50% | 349 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treig | 45 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | Norse | 10 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Treig | 1680 | 0.23 | 40 min |
| #2 | Norse | 878 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tbtcallum | +2.37 | 64 | 80 |
| #2 | Norse | +0.69 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | Treig | -0.13 | 64 | 65 |





