








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Vertigo | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 46 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,629 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2949 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1493 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 6494 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 4693 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,961,963 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ali | 54% | 72 |
| #2 | oushens | 52% | 559 |
| #3 | Novah | 52% | 343 |
| #4 | sonorahh | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ali | 54% | 72 |
| #2 | oushens | 52% | 559 |
| #3 | Novah | 52% | 343 |
| #4 | sonorahh | 39% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oushens | 33 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | Novah | 20 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | sonorahh | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Ali | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Novah | 1536 | 0.22 | 47 min |
| #2 | oushens | 673 | 0.06 | 16 min |
| #3 | sonorahh | 121 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | Ali | 69 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Novah | +5.46 | 79 | 69 |
| #2 | oushens | +2.67 | 82 | 46 |
| #3 | Ali | +0.73 | 61 | 40 |
| #4 | Kanye South | -3.56 | 36 | 49 |
| #5 | sonorahh | -4.35 | 18 | 61 |





