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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 541 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 132 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1380 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,196 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1310 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1875 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 550 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1461 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,784 of utility $218 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝗨𝗡𝗘𝗫 | PulseBre4ker | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | ssssssss | 68% | 41 |
| #3 | byte ;) | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | ☯KoT | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | Jrabeni | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☯KoT | +8.94 | 90 | 68 |
| #2 | ssssssss | +3.78 | 77 | 48 |
| #3 | 𝗨𝗡𝗘𝗫 | PulseBre4ker | +1.42 | 29 | 49 |
| #4 | 𝗨𝗡𝗘𝗫 ♡MADNESS♡ | +1.22 | 64 | 53 |
| #5 | byte ;) | +0.96 | 86 | 61 |





