








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 236 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
947 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 450 | 29% |
| Smokes | 376 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 347 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 377 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $195,619 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 104 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebac<3 | 64% | 14 |
| #2 | tigiexe | 57% | 51 |
| #3 | 冰淇淋 HiM | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | PUBLIC | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | BillYa | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BillYa | 215 | 0.23 | 4 min |
| #2 | tigiexe | 192 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | PUBLIC | 53 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #4 | Lebac<3 | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | 冰淇淋 Sami | 16 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PUBLIC | +3.28 | 86 | 39 |
| #2 | 冰淇淋 Sami | +3.02 | 49 | 43 |
| #3 | BillYa | +1.31 | 86 | 57 |
| #4 | Zmayus | +0.96 | 79 | 34 |
| #5 | tigiexe | -0.86 | 64 | 56 |





