








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 10 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1703 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1418 | 31% |
| Smokes | 882 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1448 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 809 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $423,496 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 225 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sinnaY | 4 | 0.0114 |
| #2 | Roose | 3 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | ekuL | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | iSnack 2.0 | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | GingerTheChiken | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iSnack 2.0 | 121 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | ekuL | 107 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #3 | GingerTheChiken | 62 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Prime Possum | 54 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Roose | 48 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ekuL | +1.62 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Roose | +0.27 | 68 | 62 |
| #3 | GingerTheChiken | +0.24 | 79 | 51 |
| #4 | sinnaY | -0.03 | 50 | 60 |
| #5 | iSnack 2.0 | -0.80 | 64 | 59 |





