








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 274 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 200 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3016 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,253 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2074 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2256 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2046 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1877 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,190,711 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🍀ᵗᵃᵗᵃᵈᵃⁿⁱᵉˡᴴᴴᴴᴴ𝓙 | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | clane | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | Mogg | 51% | 35 |
| #4 | Fk`` | 45% | 55 |
| #5 | Briserock | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🍀ᵗᵃᵗᵃᵈᵃⁿⁱᵉˡᴴᴴᴴᴴ𝓙 | 315 | 0.32 | 9 min |
| #2 | Lorenzo | 246 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | Mogg | 89 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | clane | 70 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | Briserock | 56 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alex- | +1.11 | 77 | 55 |
| #2 | Mogg | +1.10 | 42 | 76 |
| #3 | clane | +0.90 | 61 | 74 |
| #4 | Fk`` | +0.58 | 64 | 66 |
| #5 | Briserock | +0.23 | 64 | 65 |





