








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 459 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 53 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2811 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,414 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4862 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5098 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3386 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 4068 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $886,225 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hell | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | laul | 60% | 30 |
| #3 | beNtw | 58% | 24 |
| #4 | Fk`` | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | Mogg | 49% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Saxxxxxx | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | w#MomentosMágicos | 45% | 20 |
| #8 | Denver | 43% | 40 |
| #9 | DoS | 40% | 20 |
| #10 | Lorenzo | 38% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mogg | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Lorenzo | 4 | 0.0078 |
| #3 | Saxxxxxx | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Hell | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | DoS | 2 | 0.0051 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denver | 219 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | Hell | 166 | 0.35 | 6 min |
| #3 | laul | 160 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mogg | 125 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | Saxxxxxx | 123 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hell | +4.55 | 90 | 78 |
| #2 | Denver | +1.47 | 57 | 68 |
| #3 | Saxxxxxx | +1.29 | 92 | 70 |
| #4 | beNtw | +1.00 | 54 | 68 |
| #5 | Fk`` | +0.51 | 58 | 70 |





