








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 773 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 788 matches | ||
| Wingman | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,549 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4517 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6967 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 1414 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 5651 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,175,372 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snoop Führer | 57% | 115 |
| #2 | X | 55% | 233 |
| #3 | penyondol | 55% | 179 |
| #4 | Aku9INE | 52% | 82 |
| #5 | neo | 52% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Z3n | 23 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | ◢ Hunt3rz ◤ | 18 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | Private | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | PandaNinja | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | neo | 11 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PandaNinja | 968 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | penyondol | 859 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #3 | Private | 765 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | Snoop Führer | 696 | 0.29 | 16 min |
| #5 | neo | 645 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neo | +2.20 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Wolverine Enjoyer | +1.68 | 59 | 49 |
| #3 | Aku9INE | +1.14 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | Z3n | +0.69 | 73 | 30 |
| #5 | Snoop Führer | +0.38 | 73 | 57 |





