








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 499 matches | ||
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3616 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3004 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5456 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 2221 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,810,012 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 52% | 66 |
| #2 | PriceWOO | 49% | 124 |
| #3 | Deej | 48% | 116 |
| #4 | vSugma | 46% | 85 |
| #5 | Blutzer | 44% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PriceWOO | 49% | 124 |
| #3 | Deej | 48% | 116 |
| #4 | vSugma | 46% | 85 |
| #5 | Blutzer | 44% | 43 |
| #6 | The Ginge | 43% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vSugma | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | Deej | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Blutzer | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | itz_Sic | 215 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | vSugma | 147 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Deej | 146 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | The Ginge | 137 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | PriceWOO | 104 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Ginge | +2.04 | 41 | 82 |
| #2 | Deej | +1.86 | 59 | 57 |
| #3 | itz_Sic | +0.62 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | PriceWOO | +0.50 | 65 | 46 |
| #5 | vSugma | -0.79 | 53 | 58 |





