








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 161 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7146 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,512 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7972 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5501 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2279 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 6760 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,867,375 of utility $168 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 16 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manta | 22 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Poopoopeepeetime | 16 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Jëwsif | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Invsible_Snake | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Tanner | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jëwsif | 1196 | 0.15 | 35 min |
| #2 | Poopoopeepeetime | 829 | 0.15 | 22 min |
| #3 | Invsible_Snake | 276 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #4 | manta | 197 | 0.02 | 4 min |
| #5 | Tanner | 156 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jëwsif | +4.31 | 72 | 66 |
| #2 | cooter | +1.41 | 62 | 62 |
| #3 | Poopoopeepeetime | +1.04 | 70 | 65 |
| #4 | Tanner | +0.39 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | Invsible_Snake | -3.85 | 21 | 54 |





