








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 342 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,424 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4026 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4117 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3834 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3447 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,051,924 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 101 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | susku666 | 73% | 40 |
| #2 | Dekuxaxaxaxaxaxax | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Pate | 60% | 53 |
| #4 | b0njo | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Petu | 51% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | susku666 | 73% | 40 |
| #2 | Dekuxaxaxaxaxaxax | 65% | 26 |
| #3 | Pate | 60% | 53 |
| #4 | b0njo | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Petu | 51% | 188 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petu | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Pate | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Dekuxaxaxaxaxaxax | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | b0njo | 1 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petu | 680 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Pate | 173 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Dekuxaxaxaxaxaxax | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | b0njo | 40 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | susku666 | 24 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Petu | +2.10 | 86 | 66 |
| #2 | Pate | +1.68 | 87 | 66 |
| #3 | Smiling_Mushroom | -0.17 | 58 | 63 |
| #4 | Dekuxaxaxaxaxaxax | -0.83 | 64 | 61 |
| #5 | b0njo | -0.97 | 62 | 59 |





